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Ransomware virus will only unlock users’ computers if Bill English hands over...
Infected users are beginning to panic this evening as English appears unwilling to disclose exactly what is in the pizza, or where the uphill bits are. Many of the nation’s businesses are at a...
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Recent whale sightings in Wellington may just be whales trying to stockpile...
Scientists are concerned whale civilizations will never advance if we stop sending them plastic bags. Department of Conservation experts believe that recent sightings of Southern right whales in...
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Opinion: Baldwin Street is steeper because we’re on the bottom of the globe...
By Sam Neill I was recently speaking with my pet pig, Angelica, about the wonders of science, and all the marvellous things it allows us to do with its zip-zappys and wing-wangeries. “Angelica, dear,”...
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Experts warn Harold the Giraffe “well past” typical giraffe life expectancy,...
Dum-de-doo. Children across New Zealand have known him for generations as the lovable giraffe who tells them to exercise, hydrate and not to shove lit cigarettes up their nostrils. But a world renowned...
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Six weird animals that have nothing to do with the election
Get a load of these things! Some of these animals are just crazy. You wouldn’t want a single one of these animals anywhere near your kids. It could ruin them for life. Last thing you’d want is your kid...
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Scientists begin search for elusive ‘capital gain particle’ to explain...
Physicists at Auckland University want to understand why our nation’s shitholes are so hard to buy, and when it might finally end. A team of physicists from Auckland’s The University of Auckland are...
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